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MrsC
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Posting Time: 19 Jun 2009 at 7:08PM

There is a medical distinction ...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions...medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death Hahaha

xxGemmaxx
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Posting Time: 19 Jun 2009 at 7:32PM

Ha ha love it! Thumbs up

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Posting Time: 22 Jun 2009 at 12:58PM

Lol!!

xxxx

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